Tuesday, January 10, 2012

ATTENTION: Opening This Year!!!

re: Due to the recent population explosion within the decendants of Mark and Judithann Standring, I am pleased to announce the much anticipated opening of "Aunti Roxi s Day Home and Sanitarium".

In order to make this dream and much needed facility a reality, I will need your low payment of $500.00 per family on and no later than April 1st, 2012. This funding will provide a second bathroom complete with changing station and scentless diaper disposal, along with a matted playroom and rubber room for the mothers.

Although this investment is not yet tax deductable, we have applied for charity status with both the provincal and fedral governments. Untill then we will hasten your payments by offering a lovely summer home in historic Memramcook New Brunswick to the first family who submits their $500.00.


Owner and CEO of "Aunti Roxis Day Home and Sanitarium"


Roxann Patricia Lynn S Flewwelling


Don't forget... your Happiness, and possibly your Sanity are hanging in the balance.

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